So there I was shopping in one of my favorite stores. I was with my dear friend and her cute little baby. He was tired of shopping. And shared these feelings by crying. We were quickly trying to find more items since you gotta spend money to save money, right!?!?!
A sales lady (S.L.) is helping us as we walk to the check out. My friend was in the lead pushing the stroller. I was following her with the S.L. behind me. As baby cries,
S.L. says: I think Grandma needs to pick him up.
me thinks: What is she talking about??
S.L. says: Aren't you the grandma?
me thinks: Holy schmolies. She thinks I am the grandma.
me says: ummm. no.
I am a little scared about turning 30 in 2 weeks. But this is ridiculous. A grandma. Seriously?
my friend may look like she is 16. But that would mean I either had her when I was 16 and look 32. Or I had her when I was 20 and look 36. But that is only if this lady thought my friend is 16.
Do I really look old enough to be her mother?
Don't answer that.